Things to Keep in Mind

• There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full!
• If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
• The best file compression around is: "DEL *.*"! 100% compression!
• Definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, install new ones
• Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk drive?
• Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
• Press any key...no, no, no! Not that one!
• Just where is that "any" key, anyway?
• If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of inserting them.
• Definition of a programmer: A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
• Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

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